My Brother's Knee

I stopped in to see David after his total knee replacement, but the poor guy was fast asleep.  In his slumber he muttered "I thought you were my friend.  Augh!"  and he writhed like someone kicked him in the leg.  Poor guy.  Nothing shameful about pain meds after a total joint replacement!

When I got back to my office, scoundrels had sent me this email.  It was just a little too coincidental.